Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.Someone once said that it is impossible to love and be wise at the same time.
Read them, enjoy them, have a laugh, and share with friends.Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.Rodney Dangerfield Women marry men hoping they will change. Unknown The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.