It’s a crap shoot but you can probably read the guys who’ll oblige.The ‘bad’ on the other hand involves bumping your target from behind (make sure this is done at low revs).Yes, there is nowhere more certain in terms of finding football players than on the pitch (dates and times advertised liberally in the media). No point in being called an idiot by Andy Gray without a good return after all! After all you’ll need evidence to call in those bets! fan at Bolton remembered the brief and had all the pieces in place…..except he forgot his mate would be as pissed as he was and the video tells its own story. Not a toothy grin in sight from the concerned Brazilian as his suitor is man-handled away.And most important of all…forget this at your peril… Ronnie Love And Barca again…must be something in the sangria! You can take your hat off But if you’ve got the body and the talent then cojones are not required…you’re a shoe-in to score.in bare feet! If you’re male you can always track your target to the gents…but don’t use the line as it could be misinterpreted, unless of course it’s Joey Barton and you fancy a rumble.
If it doesn’t cost over 100k it’s not worth getting behind the wheel!
Footballers Pads In the good old days you could roll-up at a beach in Majorca on a sunny June afternoon and expect a kick about with several pro footballers, adjourn to the pub for a night of fun and even feed off the scraps of their female entourage…if you had good lines or were just plain lucky. weren’t they the days when none of us could afford to holiday in Majorca?
These days it’s usually the elite locations, which most of us still can’t afford.
Some older heroes stay on the agenda though, true legends who could still render you speechless.
But for most of our readers, untarnished by cynicism and time, you’ll still be plotting ways to get that treasured memento.