The men were all either in suits or sensually revealing their 12-pack abs to our watering eyes.
Big, bearded and burly, they sat behind mahogany desks they probably built with bare hands and smiled playfully at us like they knew what we wanted, but weren’t about it give it up so easily. Meanwhile, the women were all genetically blessed with blindingly white smiles and looked important enough to have a gluten intolerance.
"Scrubs need not apply" is a common warning on these profiles.
The wiseguys never have to work (the three friends never exert themselves except occasionally to do something fun, like steal a tractor-trailer truck), which frees them up to spend the days and nights doing what guys love above all else: sitting around with the gang, busting each other’s balls. From a young age, Henry finds his family’s parking space is always kept free, even though they don’t have a car. As he puts it, “To us, those goody-goody people who worked s - - -ty jobs for bum paychecks, who took the subway to work every day and worried about their bills, were dead. At an impressionable age, he became desensitized to violence when a gunshot victim bled to death in front of a restaurant where he was working.They seem to think this app is the gateway into their next serious relationship.If it really turns out to be so, congrats and more power to ya, but …Underneath the main photo, the user’s current job and the college they attended are listed.Many rattle off a bulleted list of interests that, you guessed it, include craft beer/whiskey, hiking and other general outdoor activities, setting goals and hitting them, and commitment.